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Life Stats
Status:         Happily married
Children:       I <3 my kids
Hometown:   Kula, Maui, Hawaii
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Hair:             Blond
Eyes:           Green
Height:         5'10"

Less Known Facts About Me
    1. I keep Articles of Piracy in my kitchen.
    2. I maintain that all Koala Bears really want is a hug, but tend to be stuck up in            some lousy tree.
    3. Jer Bear is my snuggle kitty. (Ok, this one is pretty well known.)
    4. I observe Olives as being the 5th food group.
    5. It is one of my life dreams to be able to sing like Ann Wilson of Heart sang the song Alone back in the 80's.
    6. I agree that one cannot solve a problem with the level of thinking that created it, so when faced with a difficult problem, I tend to change levels. I mix it up by climbing trees, sitting in closets, sleeping under or next to beds, hanging upside down, or nestling into the "leg room" on the floor in a car. This usually changes my thinking on the problem or creates an entirely new one!

Favorite Movies
Cold Comfort Farm; Predator (the first film); Practical Magic; Alien; Tombstone; The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance; Amadeus; The Ninth Gate; I Heart Huckabee's; The 13th Warrior; The Magnificent Seven; The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou; both Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movies; Labyrinth; Amelie; Top Gun; Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby; Pirates of the Caribbean I, II, & III; V for Vendetta; Thank You For Smoking; The Devil Wears Prada; 300; Wall•E.

My Titles
Mrs. Grossman, Roxer Evangelist, Daughter, Sister, Wife, Mom, Maui Girl, Born Trekkie, Gourmet, Los Angeles Lakers Fan, San Diego Chargers Fan (shut up), Born and Raised Green Bay Packers Fan, Meditator, Baseball Hater, MMA/UFC Fan, Hacker Lover, Strategist, Horseback Rider, Gamer, Computer Geek, Writer, Movie Lover, WoW Guild Dork, BAMFing Cook, Fashion Junkie, LifeStylist, Philosopher, Cynic, Stargazer, Anime FanGirl, Psycho-Analyzer, Builder, Painter, Photographer, Thrill-Seeker, Researcher, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Student, Humanitarian, Landscaper, Silly Girl, Decorator, Lego Arichitect, Aromatherapist, "Breath of fresh air," and a bunch of other things I've been called but won't repeat here. :)


I DO love a good quote...

    "Silence is the virtue of fools."
-- Sir Francis Bacon

    "Morality is the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike."
-- Oscar Wilde

    "A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally."
-- Lillian Day

"You don't give a monkey a latte!!!."
-- Ted, The Man In The Yellow  Hat,
in the film Curious George (2006)

    "All fighters are pig-headed some way or another: some part of them always thinks they know better than you about something. Truth is: even if they're wrong, even if that one thing is going to be the ruin of them, if you can beat that last bit out of them... they ain't fighters at all."
-- Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris,
in the film Million Dollar Baby

"Hope is for the hopeless."
-- Llana C.Grossman
San Jose, CA  2007


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